After unveiling a rather shocking haircut over the weekend against Newcastle, Premiership goalkeeper and part time model (though we assume not anymore) David James has thankfully regrets the latest addition to his ‘Calamity’ reputation,
“I did not use hair straighteners, I do not know what they are,” said James.
“It is some black chemical called Bold and Beautiful. It is a bit different the comb-over.
“I went to a lady in Exeter who did a great job but after seeing it over the weekend I might shave it off.”
We’re hoping he keeps the hair because it looks ridiculous. And ridiculous hair is funny.