Latest Transfer Rumours: Andrade, Kewell, Larsson, Eboue and Cowan-Hall

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The world of Premiership transfer rumours is full of nonsense, but some nonsense is more interesting that the other nonsense. Here’s our opinion on some of that more interesting nonsense… and if you have any thoughts, pop em in the comments.

CaughtOffside Says: If you can’t afford Bolton’s Ben Haim, you can’t afford Andrade. So we’re not quite sure how this one will work.

CaughtOffside Says: It seemed like a good idea until Neville said it. Because everything that comes out of his mouth sounds unbearable.

CaughtOffside Says: The fact that this is transfer news is exactly why they need to extend that bloody window.

CaughtOffside Says: Some people question Kewell’s desire to earn his paycheck, and nothing says “lazy bastard” like a move to the MLS. We may have seen the last of Harry in a Liverpool shirt, unless they make a cup final or something.

CaughtOffside Says: The figure is laughable, and so is the rumour. Can’t see this one happening at all, although Justin Hoyte has probably cut the article out and stuck it on his fridge.