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Blatter: I’m Rich, B*tch!

Sepp Blatter news is great for two reasons, one of which is the opportunity to use our favourite photo of all time.

The other is that, in a move destined to improve his popularity no end, Sepp Blatter revealed how much money he earns for suggesting female football players wear tighter shorts and that we should have the World Cup every other Sunday.

Sepp, or “The Bumbling Fool Of FIFA” as he’s known to close friends, told Swiss newspaper Sonntags Zeitung that he raked in USD$1 million in 2006.

True to form, Blatter then made the following statement about the growing financial disparity between football clubs,

“A gulf is opening up. The rich are getting even richer.”

Wonderful.