The world of Premiership transfer rumours is full of nonsense, but some nonsense is more interesting that the other nonsense. Hereâ€™s our opinion on some of that more interesting nonsenseâ€¦ and if you have any thoughts, pop em in the comments.
Big Sam will have Big Cash to spend to strengthen the squad if and when Bolton qualify for Europe.CaughtOffside SaysBecause it’s a bit much to ask Gary Speed to play as many games as he’s had birthdays (55) next season. But we’d actually be really excited to see what Sam can do with a bit of actual cash, since Curbishley proved it’s not exactly all fun and Football Manager.
Inter plan to offer Adriano and wheelbarrow of cash to Barcelona in exchange for Lionel Messi. If Barcelona go for it, they’ll offer wheelbarrow of cash to Liverpool for Xabi Alonso.CaughtOffside Says: Messi isn’t going anywhere, which pretty much kills this one dead. But while we’d even more surprised if Liverpool let one of their key, and key Spanish, players leave it may not be up to them – Alonso is one of the many holding playmakers who idolised Barca legend Pep Guardiola growing up and might not be able to resist the call.
Cagliari’s Honduran striker David Suazo – proud owner of 22 Serie A goals so far this season – is attracting interest from Real Madrid, Juventus, AC Milan and Manchester United.CaughtOffside Says: Diego Forlan has probably put Ferguson off trying to unearth any striking talent ever again, hence the reliance on Larsson and Ole Gunnar whose experience allows them to perform consistently and help nuture Wayne Rooney.
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