Latest Transfer Rumours: Lampard, Berbatov, Ronaldo, Gilberto, Crouch and Heinze

The world of Premiership transfer rumours is full of nonsense, but some nonsense is more interesting that the other nonsense. Speculation is rife in the likes of the Mirror, Daily Mail, Times, Sun and… err… Tribal Football all do their best to predict and/or completely make up the future.

Here’s our opinion on the rumours we’ve read in the papers and around the net… and if you have any thoughts, pop em in the comments.

CaughtOffside Says:

CaughtOffside Says: Aren’t Juventus meant to be in turmoil or something? They’re getting promoted but this is a pretty quick turnaround . Heinze is the most likely to move out of the three. Lampard isn’t going anywhere for now and, even with the emergence of Denilson, Wenger isn’t going to ditch his vice captain.

CaughtOffside Says: Bitches are always f**king sh*t up. Ok we didn’t mean that, but it was fun to say. Women are the best.

CaughtOffside Says:

CaughtOffside Says: Ronaldo won’t go anywhere this year, but he will in the next couple seasons. As for the ‘verbal agreement’, the lad told everyone he was leaving England after the World Cup and that worked out well didn’t it?

CaughtOffside Says:We always wondered what it would take for riots to break out all over London with Tottenham’s chairman hung by his bollocks over the Thames – and now we have our answer.

CaughtOffside Says: We know EXACTLY who this guy is and can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that he may or may not be quite good eventually perhaps.

CaughtOffside Says:See above. We should really ask Craig.

CaughtOffside Says: Apparently he’s best mates with Manchester United keeper Tomas Ktufaiuzcyz.

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