As the final Premiership matches are on their way, there are a host of clubs facing do (European qualification) or die (Relegation) prospects. But, thanks to the geniuses who run football, there is no hope in sight beyond the sorry lot running out for you each week right now. Injuries? Too bad. Big name signing turned out to be crap? Suck on some bollocks. Realised that Darren Fletcher still isn’t good enough? Well, that one doesn’t matter as he’s going to play anyway.
So whether you’re Manchester United or Chelsea, Tottenham or Everton, Wigan or West Ham – chances are you could use a signing or two right now to help get you through the final few weeks.
So we ask you – if the Transfer Window was open right now, which three players would you sign?