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Three Things You Learned This Weekend?

Everyone saw the Premiership matches they cared about, and it’s a rather lengthy process trudging through the match reports of every club that matters little to you – especially if you’re still carrying the stench of defeat.

So instead, after every round of matches here’s the chance for everyone to share the three things they learned from the weekend’s Premier League football. A sort of cheatsheet, only with more profanity. To see what folks learned last time, click here.

This week it could be that it Jens Lehmann is really funny, that Sven has bought himself about 10 years worth of Man City patience from 2 weeks work, that you couldn’t pay us to swap places with a Sunderland player after Saturday’s result, that Rob Styles probably go outside for a while or that Spurs and Manchester United fans probably shoudn’t get too carried away.

But let us know what you learned in the comments. Here’s a list of the results as a refresher:

Birmingham 0-1 West Ham
Fulham 1-2 Middlesbrough
Newcastle 0-0 Aston Villa
Portsmouth 3-1 Bolton
Reading 1-0 Everton
Tottenham 4-0 Derby
Wigan 3-0 Sunderland
Blackburn 1-1 Arsenal
Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea
Manchester City 1-0 Manchester United