When Jose Mourinho introduced himself to the British press he said:
“Please don’t call me arrogant, but I’m European champion and I think I’m a special one”
Could you do with some of that continental bravura and spice at your club?
Derby County fans, tired of Billy Davies and getting thrashed by teams apparently in crisis like Spurs? Why not give Jose a call. This man has won four consecutive league titles (two at Porto and two at Chelsea) as well as bagging a Champions League and UEFA Cup whilst with Porto, how can you say no to that?
Spurs fans – get rid of that fat but naively amiable ogre Martin Jol, and recruit Mr Mourinho – guaranteed to get results with your high priced brigands (or at least beat Sunderland).
And Manchester United glory boys – ask yourself this – would the Special One tolerate being smashed in the nads without a single retaliatory kick? I don’t think so.
So, can you see the Special One in your teams dugout , gesticulating wildly, with gelled hair and a dodgy raincoat? Are any of you ready to charge down to your team’s training ground screaming “SWAPSIES!!!” like a deranged hyena, and picket your boardroom until they get a Jose Mourinho upgrade?