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Crystal Palace Now Have Two Complete Nutters In Charge

Simon Jordan has wasted little time in replacing Peter Taylor, bringing in tabloid favourite Neil ‘soundbite’ Warnock. But it isn’t all good news Warnock fans, for he told a ‘packed’ press-conference:

“This will be my last job.”

Say it ain’t so Neil, how will we cope?

Simon Jordan then outlined how their relationship would work:

“If Neil needs something and he has a good reason for it, he will get it. If he does not have a good reason for it, then he won’t.

“But I know Neil is determined to do a good job. I always used to benchmark our progress I at Palace by the results we had against Neil Warnock’s Sheffield United.

“I know I have the right man. It is the dream ticket. We both say what we mean and we mean what we say.”

Is that a dream ticket, or just an argument waiting to happen?