Everyone saw the Premiership matches they cared about, and it’s a rather lengthy process trudging through the match reports of every club that matters little to you – especially if you’re still carrying the rancid stench of defeat.
So instead, after every round of matches here’s the chance for everyone to share the three things they learned from the weekend’s Premier League football. A sort of cheatsheet, only with more profanity.
This week’s interesting tidbits are that Chelsea have somehow transformed into world beating entertainers (according to Avram Grant at least) by spanking Man City 6-0, Juande Ramos looked like he vomited a bit in his mouth after Samba’s last minute winner for Blackburn against Spurs, and it looks like Yakubu might actually justify the obscene amount of money that Moyes borrowed from the Everton financial black hole to secure his services. Elsewhere Arsene Wenger was ecstatic with his team’s 1-1 draw at Anfield but Rafa was less than pleased to see three of his star players crippled; Alonso, Torres, and Mascherano are set for an extended holiday from the perils of rotation.
But what the hell do we know, leave your thoughts in the comments.
Here’s a list of the results as a refresher:
Birmingham 3-2 Wigan
Chelsea 6-0 Man City
Man Utd 4-1 Middlesbrough
Portsmouth 0-0 West Ham
Reading 2-1 Newcastle
Sunderland 1-1 Fulham
Bolton 1-1 Aston Villa
Derby 0-2 Everton
Liverpool 1-1 Arsenal
Tottenham 1-2 Blackburn
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