Rule Britannia! You’ll need a UK Passport to sign for Everton

According to the number one cack tabloid in the world, Everton messiah David “Moyesiah” Moyes has revealed that he

“will continue to buy British in Everton’s bid to break into the top four.”

Hmmm. An interesting story this, because although the Sun lists Moyes British signings, Moyes has also had a fair bit of success with Johnny Foreigner too – with Arteta, Howard, Yobo, Yakubu, and Pienaar all doing well – and all this seems to apply a firm flush to the Sun’s story.

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