Xabi Alonso has rolled his eyes and issued what is technically called a “transfer harrumph” after being linked with Real Madrid. It seems that Xabi and Cesc take it in turns to be linked with a move to Real Madrid; Xabi is pretty blase about the transfer gossip, dismissing it like a pungent fart:
“I have a contract with Liverpool.
“I am used to rumours about my possible return to Spain. It is nothing new.”
That sorts that one out then!