Cesc Fabregas has made a series of bizarre statements that make one question his sanity, but on the plus side it does seem like the Spaniard might be a bit of a laugh and could potentially be the funniest footballer in the Premier League!
“I’m not a glutton but I like doughnuts, especially small ones covered with chocolate. Who doesn’t?”
On the musical influence of his African teammates he said: “It’s driving me crazy. It’s like having a drum in your head.” (Various)
There are also plans it seems for the young genius to appear in a future episode of Little Britain as he is good mates with the show’s co-creator Matt Lucas. May I suggest a regular skit where Fabregas and Peter Crouch (possibly the modern day little and large?) visit Charity shops in order to find cheap vinyl musical gems (either in search of James Last or ELO records). Of course the hapless duo never actually buys anything and simply end up moving from shop to shop. Could work, no?