As Mr Comfort always says: Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps. Instead of writing us a novel, tell us why Samir Nasri or Luka Modric is the better talent, you have just SIX words to make your argument to the COS commentariat. Sound easy? Give it a go.
Arsenal and Tottenham have brought in two of the brightest talents in the world to help beef up their midfield ranks. With two new young guns coming into London at the same time, it got us thinking: who will have the biggest impact of the Premier League in their first season? Will it be the shifty Croat who makes Prem defenders look silly? Or will a young Frenchman take the headlines with his pace and power?
Who takes the cake as the new midfielder of the mountain? Be concise and let us know in SIX words!