The S*n has today crowned Everton the girliest team in the Premier League.
Young Everton defender Jack Rodwell admitted in an online team diary that after a hard day of training in Switzerland, some of the squad went of to see a film, and it was their choice of viewing which caused the S*n to crown Everton the girliest of sides in the top flight.
The boss gave us some free time in the evening and a few of the lads, myself included, went to the cinema in the town to watch Sex and the City.(EvertonFC.com)
A slightly weird choice of film admittedly, and it got the S*n very hot and bothered after the news reached their newsdesk a good 13 days after young Master Rodwell’s actual posting (those S*n journo’s are nothing if not up-to-date):
WHEN the Manchester United team went to see CHRISTINA AGUILERA at the MEN I thought footie stars couldn’t be more camp.
But Everton have gone one better – with limp-wristed behaviour that deserves to be outed.
The metrosexual Toffees did some team-building by watching Sex And The City in Switzerland. (The S*n)
Here at the CaughtOffside favelas, we aren’t usually the type of precocious pipsqueaks to indulge in some pot-calling-kettle-black hypocrisy, but the S*n has really gone overboard with this craptastic story, a 13-day-old story. It is that, not Everton’s choice of film, which is the real embarrassment….