Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps. So instead you have just SIX words. Sound easy? Good for you.
The general consensus amongst the loyal Toon Army brigade is that owner Mike Ashley is almost solely responsible for the farce that is playing itself out at St James’ Park, and that Kevin Keegan has been treated appallingly by Ashley’s actions. What do the fans want to say to the billionaire? Whilst the use of obscene words is probably apt and indeed amusing, let’s try to keep this one relatively clean and let’s hope the owner is reading so he knows just what the supporters think about him!
You could probably write an essay about this. Well tough, you only have SIX WORDS! Concise and creative, or just plain hilarious, it’s up to you now so leave your masterpiece in the comments.