Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps. So instead you have just SIX words. Sound easy? Good for you.
After yet another poor performance, this time at struggling Portsmouth, what can Tottenham do to save a season that could well result in a relegation dogfight. What words of advice can the fans offer? Is there a tactical flaw? Do they need a new manager? Or will it all be all right in the end and there is no need for panic?
You could probably write an essay about this. Well tough, you only have SIX WORDS! Concise and creative, or just plain hilarious, it’s up to you now so leave your masterpiece in the comments.