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Liverpool supporters have to be singing the praises of one Dirk Kuyt after his fantastic performance on Saturday against Wigan. Kuyt saved Liverpool’s blushes on two occasions, allowing the club to stay level in points with Chelsea during a critical juncture in the season. I’m sure Liverpool supporters have some words of praise for their Dutch workhorse.
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