Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps. So instead you have just SIX words. Sound easy? Good for you.
Is this all a storm in a teacup, or is there a real sense that players are deliberately avoiding international duty? Will Steven Gerrard be turning out on Saturday against Fulham? Do Liverpool fans think he has been made a scapegoat? After all, a number of other players are also missing, including some who managed to play on the weekend also.
You could probably write an essay about this. Well tough, you only have SIX WORDS! Concise and creative, or just plain hilarious, it’s up to you now so leave your masterpiece in the comments.