How do you help a teammate get over a totally ridiculous ban? By making him even more of a laughing stock of course!
PADDY KENNY has been tagged ‘Benylin Bill’ by his Sheffield United team-mates in a bid to buck him up after his drugs ban.
Keeper Kenny, 31 – who bought cough medicine at a chemist to ease a chest infection – has been suspended for nine months after ephedrine was found in his system. (The Sun)
You have to feel slightly sorry for the treatment and ban handed to the Irish international, who is of course well known for having his eyebrow bitten off by a ‘friend’, given the sentences handed out to other footballing drug cheats. For evidence of this unevenness see below, courtesy of In the Stands.