Love him or hate him, and by the law of averages you will hate him, Real Madrid’s mega bucks buy Cristiano Ronaldo does know how to dive. The Portuguese has turned the act of flinging yourself to the floor without so much as a thought of a touch from a defender. In this footage you will see how he is crowded by three Osasuna defenders, all of whom give him more than enough space to express himself in footballing terms. Instead the former Man United man decides to do a little pirouette and fall to the floor whilst screaming in fake pain. It’s a thing of beauty. The referee wasn’t impressed but decided to not book the Real man. Thanks for 101 Great Goals for bringing this to our attention.