……probably not, but wouldn’t it be awesome if she was?
In case you did not know, Real Madrid money making machine Cristiano Ronaldo has purchased a baby, we are not sure why, but rumours that the child is sponsored by Nike and created by she-devil Paris Hiton are scurrilous lies that we have ourselves created (allegedly) for a bit of a laugh.
There is very little that Miss Hilton wouldn’t do for publicity and fathering the child of the Portuguese self proclaimed demi-god is something that would be right down her street. The pair have been romantically linked and have almost certainly had physical contact with each other, so perhaps there is a grain of possibility that she is indeed involved in the production of this child?
For legal reasons we would like to point out that this story is completely and utterly without basis in reality but is hopefully slightly amusing.