(Image) Mario Balotelli Loves Fireworks, Scared Stiff Of Log Flume Rides

Seriously? We here in COS Towers are cowards but the log flume is perhaps the least scary of theme park rides. It’s also one of the most pointless. Up, up you go. Then you are sent at a fairly sedate pace at a fairly innocuous angle into some water. Would be far scarier if the angle these thing came down out was vertical or if perhaps a crocodile or two were placed in the shallow depths? Also isn’t the same Mario Balotelli who thinks nothing of lighting huge fireworks inside the house!

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