Cue a slew of ‘groin injury’ jokes. Cyberspace (are we even still calling it that?) is abuzz with talk that AC Milan have employed the lovely woman below as a physio. We are not sure if this news is accurate and frankly we don’t care. Given that the San Siro side are owned by serial perv Silvio Berlusconi this is entirely plausible.
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