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Nigerian Prostitutes Promise ‘Free Sex’ If Nigeria Win the 2013 Africa Cup of Nations Tournament

Now there’s an incentive.

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Sounds hard to believe, right? But it’s been reported that the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP) has revealed they will endeavour to congratulate the Nigerian national team should the Super Eagles win the 2013 Africa Cup of Nations.

ANP National Secretary Jessica Elvis is quoted as saying “To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week [of] free sex if the Super Eagles can win the trophy.”

No doubt the entire country is pushing for a Nigerian success as they take on Mali in the semi-finals tomorrow.

Nigeria last won the tournament in 1994 and progressed through their group stage with a win and two draws and then overcame favourites Ivory Coast in the Quarter-Finals.

Stephen Keshi’s squad includes three Premier League players, all of whom play for Chelsea, John Obi Mikel, Kenneth Omeruo and Victor Moses.