The twenty ugliest mugs to ever have stepped onto a football pitch.
20. Steve Bruce
Football’s own Mr Potato Head.
19. Francis Jeffers
The League Cup rang – it want’s it handles back.
18. Robert Earnshaw
Is there life on other plants? Just ask Earnie.
17. Gareth Southgate
Meet the man who’s nose and ears just won’t stop growing.
16. Ronaldinho
Blessed with his feet, but not with his face.
15. David Hopkin
Who could forget David Hopkin with those movie star good looks…
14. Robert Prosinecki
He’s smiling because he just cut the cheese.
13. Phil Stamp
Phil won;t be seeing his face on a stamp anytime soon.
12. Steve Lomas
Grizzly!
11. Luka Modric
Gail Porter’s handy with a football, isn’t she!
10. Trifon Ivanov
Run! It’s the wolf man!
9. Christian Ziege
Houston, we have a problem.
8. Marek Hamsik
Try not to have any nightmares…
7. Dirk Kuyt
That’s nice, send that one home to mom.
6. Steve Ogrizovic
“Oggy” was born as a 60-year-old man.
5. Peter Beardsley
Quasimodo?
4. Iain Dowie
Stunning
3. Carlos Tevez
What’s he so smug about?
2. Luke Chadwick
Boyband star Luke Chadwick during his United days.
1. Franck Ribery
Believe it or not, that’s his best side.