New Teenage Lazio Striker Looks 40 Years Old due to ‘Difficult Childhood’ According to Agent

Blimey, must have been a traumatic childhood!

Perhaps unfairly there have been some who have found it hard to believe that Lazio’s 17 year old striker Joseph Minala is indeed a teenager, but his agent Diego Tavano has moved to quell such speculation by issuing the following statement;

‘The situation surround Joseph is clear. He had a difficult time growing up. If you talk to him you’ll realise he is in every way a 17-year-old lad.’

‘I can not deny that he looks older, but all the documents (regarding his age) are ok.’

Below is another pic of Minala.