Here’s a collection of some of the greatest ‘5-a-side’ football team names ever conjured…
Check out the 35 and pick your favourite!
Special Olympiakos
Chamakh My Bitch Up
Murder on Zidane’s Floor
The Passion of the Cruyff
AC a little silhouette of Milan
Real Sociopaths
Anti-Mata
The Fashion Pulis
Lahmageddon
Mark-o Pirlo
Borussia Glad-to-be-Bach
Riise’s Pieces
No Hablo Espanyol
Osasuna Or Later
Remember the Zlatans
Borussia Teeth
Haven’t a Kalou
Dyslexia Untied
2 goals 1 cup
Exeter Quickly
Friggin Athletic
Ivory Toast
Expected Toulouse
Sevilla Foot Cramps
Real Ale Madrid
Dynamo Bikelights
Brian Munich
Benteke Fried Chicken
Club Tropicana Drinks FC
Substandard Liege
Nice to Michu
Cunning Stunts
Deportivo Lacka Talent
ABCDE FC
Obe-One Kanobi-Nil