Manchester United and West Ham fans voted English football’s funniest…
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Thanks to Oulala, a poll was recently conducted in which 1,500 football fans took part, voting which terrace chant from the past decade was their favourite.
Here’s the hilarious top 10:
10) “You only live round the corner” – Fulham to Manchester United supporters, which to be fair, nearly every London club sings to the Old Trafford faithful.
9) “Fat Eddie Murphy, you’re just a fat Eddie Murphy” -Newcastle fans comparing former Blues striker Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink to the Nutty Professor star.
8) “John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew” – To the tune of Que Sera Sera, Villa fans salute their Norwegian striker.
7) “Chel-sea, wherever you may be, keep your wife from John Terry” – Became a favourite of every terrace when the news emerged that Terry slept with Wayne Bridge’s wife.
6) “Deep fry yer pizzas, we’re gonna deep fry yer pizzas” – The Tartan Army sang to this Italian fans back in 2007.
5) “Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside” – The Liverpool striker ruthlessly mocked by Man United supporters.
4) “He’s fast, he’s red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane” – Liverpool supporters on their Irish striker.
3) “You should have stayed on the telly” – Alan Shearer, encouraged to start punditry again after his time as Newcastle boss went horribly wrong.
2) “When you’re sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that’s Zamora, that’s Zamora” – Sung to the tune of Dean Martin’s That’s Amore, Fulham’s irregular scoring striker was affectionately celebrated with this tune by his own fans.
1) “His name is Rio and he watches from the stand” – To the tune of Duran Duran’s Rio, this genius West Ham chant was voted as England’s favourite. The former Hammer was banned from playing for missing a drug test, of course.
