The footballing Instagram highlights from Saturday.
They really seem to like Crystal Palace’s Mile Jedinak in America. This is him signing autographs after the Eagles beat Philadelphia Union.
Palace aren’t the only team in the USA – here is Manchester United’s Louis van Gaal pointing at some stuff ahead of their game against AS Roma in the States.
Jose Enrique and his Liverpool teammates went out to dinner sporting some terrible trousers.
For balance – here he is looking slightly more serious at training.
A lovely rainbow framed Manchester United’s training session in Denver.
Sporting almost as many colours as the hats worn by Neymar’s girlfriend Gabriella Lenzi and her friend.
New Barcelona signing Halilovic hunts down Pedro in training.
Fierce rivals Real Madrid were also hard at work, however, by running through some cones.
Bayern Munich were wearing their strange new away kit for the Telekom Cup tie against Monchengladbach.
Not involved was Mario Gotze, with the newly crowned world champion Mario Gotze instead being on a boat.
Sergio Ramos tried to hide behind an imaginary yellow player.
Possibly from Gareth Bale’s terrible long hair, rather than David Beckham.
We’ve tried to work it out, but have genuinely no idea what Nicklas Bendtner is doing here.
Lukas Podolski is still hanging out with the World Cup trophy.
Montana Yorke, the girlfriend of Chelsea midfielder Andre Schurrle, was looking hot on a yacht.
As did Melissa Satta, the other half of Kevin Prince Boateng, after a run.
Manchester City were given a Premier League cake. No news yet on whether it was to the satisfaction of Yaya Toure.
Gerard Deolefeu lay down on a giant turquoise ball.
That man Podolski again, this time hiding in a doorway.
His teammate Chuba Akpom, meanwhile, got to meet quarterback Eli Manning.
Manchester United posted a very USA-theme poster ahead of their clash against AS Roma in Denver.
Mario Balotelli, meanwhile, was comparing himself to a lion.
Tim Cahill decided to indulge in a spot of boxing before the New York Red Bulls take on Arsenal.
David Luiz was somewhat waterborne.
Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal got off a coach…
…whilst Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard got off a plane.