Take a look at some of the worst new kits for the 2013/14 season from across the globe.
Chelsea Third Shirt
The new Chelsea third shirt is a shocker, with thin blue lines seemingly invading the front of the kit at random. It’s no wonder that Oscar looks so terrified to be modelling it. Deportivo Lugo Home & Away
Spanish Segunda Division outfit Deportivo Lugo have come up with some of the most unique kits for the new campaign, but we’re not sure if (alcohol free) lager and octopus – apparently two local culinary favourites – are quite what should be on a football kit. Bradford City Away
League One club Bradford City are hopeful of a good season – but we can’t imagine fans are too happy with this away kit. It looks like a plain white polo shirt dug out of the bottom of the lost property drawer by a poor kid who has forgotten his PE kit. Charlton Athletic Third
The new third kit from Championship club Charlton Athletic has a colour change that looks like it’s been pulled straight from the rudimentary options you can find in WordArt on Microsoft Powerpoint.
Swansea City Home & Away
What would be two pretty classy kits from Swansea City are utterly ruined by one of the ugliest sponsorship logos in football history. Feyenoord Away
The new away kit from Eredivisie outfit Feyenoord features some paticularly unnecessary green, as well as some contenders for football’s worst shorts. Liverpool Third
The new Liverpool third kit seems to get confused by what colour it’s actually supposed to be when it gets half way down. Cultural Leonesa Home
More madness from Spain, here, where Segunda Division B side Cultural Leonesa have decided that their new shirt should look like a tuxedo. We genuinely have no idea why. St. Mirren Home & Away
It’s hard to find the words to do justice to quite how ugly the home kit of SPL side St. Mirren is.
That said, the away one isn’t a great deal better. Tottenham Hotspur Home
The new Tottenham kit wouldn’t be too bad, if it were not for the strange Ghana-inspired patterns around the collar.