Dangling your bollocks over a lit Bunsen Burner. #ThingsLessPainfulThanWatchingWestHam — ?Mookie 10? ? (@TheMook10) August 3, 2014
@WestHam_Central Watching Carlton Cole bang your mum and nan at once. #thingslesspainfulthanwatchingwestham — Joe (@joegrover7) August 3, 2014
#ThingsLessPainfulThanWatchingWestHam Rubbing your foreskin up and down on a cheese grater — Ben Watson-Murray (@benmurray95) August 3, 2014