#ThingsLessPainfulThanWatchingWestHam sticking a toothpick under your big toe and kicking something @WestHam_Central — Olly (@Olbag_3) August 3, 2014
#ThingsLessPainfulThanWatchingWestHam Waxing your bollocks then spraying aftershave on them! — David Williams (@djw21bsl) August 3, 2014
@WestHam_Central #ThingsLessPainfulThanWatchingWestHam Getting stung by a bee on your japs eye — Daniel Harrison (@danharrison85) August 3, 2014