A bite from Luis Suarez, a certain TOWIE cast member sitting on your face, a toothpick under your toenail and various horrible things being applied to your genitals are deemed more appealing than watching West Ham.
West Ham United lost 2-0 to Malaga in the final of the Schalke 04 Cup.
Sam Allardyce’s men played so poorly that #ThingsLessPainfulThanWatchingWestHam trended on Twitter.
We have rounded up the best and worst of the reaction.
Be warned, most of it is rather unpleasant.