A dream team of WAGS in a 4-1-4-1 formation…
Goalkeeper – Abbey Clancy – Wife of Stoke City’s Peter Crouch
Abbey is tall and very agile – as proved by her epic performances on Strictly Come Dancing. We can just picture her diving about between the sticks.
Right-back – Nora Segura – Girlfriend of Everton’s Tim Howard
Naughty Nora has bags of energy, so she would have no trouble bombing up and down the right flank.
Left-back – Amra Silajdzic – Girlfriend of Manchester City’s Edin Dzeko
Again, we’ve gone for a full-back with top fitness, by picking gym freak Amra.
Centre-back – Danielle Lloyd – Wife of free agent Jamie O’Hara
Centre-backs need to hard, and nobody in their right mind would mess with Scouse scrapper Danielle.
Centre-back – Alex Curran – Wife of Liverpool’s Steven Gerrard
Alex is our tall elegant centre-back. She should be able to win plenty of aerial balls, while fellow Liverpudlian Danielle will keep her in check.
Holding midfield – Daniella Semaan – Girlfriend of Chelsea’s Cesc Fabregas
Daniella is one of the oldest WAGs in the Premier League. Experience and maturity are key attributes for a deep-lying midfielder.
Right winger – Ann-Kathrin Brommel – Girlfriend of Bayern Munich’s Mario Gotze
Ann-Kathrin doesn’t walk – she glides – and we can see her gliding past full-backs for fun.
Left winger – Colleen Ramsey – Wife of Arsenal’s Aaron Ramsey
Colleen is an artistic type who loves experimenting in the kitchen. Her creative flair makes her the prime candidate to be the team’s playmaker.
Central midfield – Alice Goodwin – Wife of free agent Jermaine Pennant
We reckon glamour model Alice would be very willing to do the team’s dirty work in the middle of the field.
Central midfield – Sam Cooke – Girlfriend of Manchester United’s Chris Smalling
Page 3 model Sam must have incredible stamina – right now she is on a voyage to the top of Mount Kilimanjaro. She would be our box-to-box babe.
Striker – Coleen Rooney – Wife of Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney
It must be hard work being married to Wayne Rooney for six years, but Coleen doesn’t grumble. She’s a grafter, and that quality would be vital in making this lone striking role work.
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