Instagram highlights from the day in football.
Manchester United were trying to distract fans from Wayne Rooney’s ridiculous red card.
The offspring of Djibril Cisse and Emile Heskey faced off as the youth teams of Manchester City and Crewe Alexandra played.
Robin van Persie was happy with United’s win.
Happy birthday Willy Caballero – but no cake pictured!
Leo Messi made it to 400 career goals.
Nicklas Bendtner was wearing a silly hat.
Jose Enrique lacks a sofa.
Vincent Kompany reached 250 City appearances – and look, there’s Elano!
Mario Balotelli’s ex Fanny Neguesha was looking great.
As was Tim Howard WAG Nora Segura.
Bayern were already heading to Moscow.
Andrea Pirlo. Windswept.
Gerard Pique and Shakira in Mexico.
We can’t even see Lukas Podolski, he’s that camouflaged.
Can anyone see Manchester United’s defence?
Thibaut Courtois went for a stroll.
Samir Nasri was on the mend.
Although girlfriend Arana Atanes was concerned.