Must Read, Arsenal Fan! Arsene Wenger’s 60 Funniest Quotes, After His 18 Year Stint With the Gunners

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21) “As long as no-one scored, it was always going to be close.”

22) “If I asked you who was the best team in the world you would say Brazil. And do they play good football? Yes. Which club won everything last year? Barcelona. Good football. I am not against being pragmatic, because it is pragmatic to make a good pass, not a bad one. If I have the ball, what do I do with it? Could anybody argue that a bad solution like just kicking it away is pragmatic just because, sometimes, it works by accident?”

23) [In response to Sir Alex Ferguson’s claim that he possessed the best team in the league despite Arsenal winning the title in 2002] “Everyone thinks they have the prettiest wife at home.”

24) “Ferguson should calm down. Maybe it would have been better if he had put us against a wall and shot us.”

25) “He [Ferguson] doesn’t interest me and doesn’t matter to me at all. I will never answer to any provocation from him any more.”

26) [To journalists regarding Ferguson] “What I don’t understand is that he does what he wants and you are all at his feet.”

27) “Ferguson’s out of order. He has lost all sense of reality. He is going out looking for a confrontation, then asking the person he is confronting to apologise. He’s pushed the cork in a bit far this time.”

28) [Upon being asked if he had received the apology that Sir Alex had announced he had sent to Wenger] “No. Perhaps he sent it by horse.”

29) “I’m ready to take the blame for all the problems of English football if that is what he wants.”

30) [After Jose Royes announced he wanted to leave Arsenal] “It’s like you wanting to marry Miss World and she doesn’t want you. I can try to help you but if she does not want to marry you what can I do?”

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