DC) David Luiz – PSG
The easiest pick of the lot. Arguably the most ill-disciplined, untrustworthy football superstar in the modern game, David Luiz is NOT a centre-back. His performance with Brazil during the World-Cup semi-final was arguably the most calamitous defensive performance seen by a player at that level of the game. His side lost 7-1, and then PSG decided to spend £50m on him.