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10. Smokey – Alan Shearer
In addition to being an outstanding goalscorer, Shearer became well known for being outstandingly boring. In an interview, he once said: ‘My childhood nickname was Smokey, because I really liked smokey bacon crisps.’
9. Dat Guy – Danny Welbeck
8. Fitz Hall – One Size
Top wordplay!
7. David James – Calamity James
Sorry Dave!
6. Carlton Cole – Can’t Control
Alliterative and accurate!
5. Cesar Azpilicueta – Dave
His name was too hard for Chelsea fans to say, so they gave him a new one.
4. Ray Parlour – Romford Pele
Oh the irony!
3. Stuart Pearce – Psycho
Pearce tried to get away from his nickname by wearing suits on the sidelines. It didn’t work though…
2. David N’Gog – Wash ‘n’ Go
This one’s good because it helps educate people how to pronounce what could otherwise be a tricky name.
1. Givanildo Vieira De Souza – Hulk
This one is so good that nobody knows his real name!
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