Goodbye 2014, it’s time for 2015 now. The New Year is traditionally a time for resolutions to be made. Here what we reckon each of the Premier League clubs January pledges should be…
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Leicester City
Enjoy our return to the Championship.
Burnley
Keep Danny Ings.
Crystal Palace
Sack one manager at the very most this year!
Hull City
Never call Hatem Ben Arfa ever again!
West Bromwich Albion
Sign as many Stoke players as possible.
Queens Park Rangers
Get at least one point away from Loftus Road.
Sunderland
Get Fabio Borini back!
Aston Villa
Make Paul Lambert smile, even if only for a second.
Everton
Give some more academy players a chance in the Premier League.
Stoke City
Improve these set-piece stats.
Newcastle United
Don’t employ a foreign manager (anyone born south of Durham).
Swansea City
Make sure whichever big club buys Wilfried Bony spends way too much on him.
Liverpool
Think before we spend.
Tottenham Hotspur
Re-home Emmanuel Adebayor.
West Ham United
Convince big wigs to rename Olympic Stadium ‘Sam Allardyce Dome’.
Arsenal
Improve players’ resistance to injury.
Southampton
Maintain 2014 success.
Manchester United
Stop relying on random teenagers to plug defensive holes.
Manchester City
Sign John Terry on a short-term deal.
Chelsea
Win, win, win, win.
