New Tool Enables Users To ‘Have Sex with Their iPads’!

Techno-dating has reached new high…

So, make of this what you will, sports fans…

We’re not going to go into the mechanics of how this ‘tool’ (or is it an ‘app’?) works, exactly, but we’re sure the more anatomically knowledgable of you will be able to figure it out all for yourselves…

Some people probably love their tablet devices too much nowadays. Now, they can prove it!

(This is not a parody. It actually, genuinely, properly exists, and can be yours for a very reasonable (or very worrying?) £20.)

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