3. Nicklas Bendtner
There seems to be an Arsenal theme appearing here but Bendtner is the epitome of an enigma, with his latest exploits for Denmark confusing many. Bendtner netted a hat-trick for Denmark against the USA and his international record now stands at 29 goals in 50 caps (via Daily Mail), a sensational return. At club level, well, the Dane is pretty non-existent and is currently plying his trade in Germany with Vfl Wolfsburg.