1. Mourinho lies about Anders Frisk, nearly gets him hurt
Following a Champions League loss to Barcelona in 2005, Mourinho publicly claimed he saw Barca manager Frank Rijkaard enter the room of referee Anders Frisk during halftime – a blatant lie as the Special One would later admit.
But the damage was done quickly as death threats were made to Frisk and his family by outraged Chelsea fans.
His reputation damaged, Frisk was forced into an early retirement after 18 years of solid officiating.
Meanwhile, Mourinho got a slap on the wrist and several prestigious managerial jobs in the decade that followed.
Odds are, if you look up “scumbag” in the dictionary, Mourinho’s grinning visage will be right there.