(Video) Bruno Alves sent off for trying to decapitate Harry ‘nails’ Kane

Portugal defender Bruno Alves has royally f*ucked up by getting sent off in the first half of tonight’s international friendly with England.

Alves was shown a straight red card in the 35th minute for kicking Harry Kane in the head.

The joke’s on the Fenerbahce centre-back though, because the Tottenham Hotspur striker is hard as nails and didn’t even flinch.

It’s 0-0 at half time in this Euro 2016 warm-up.

England have been the much better side, but, despite starting with Wayne Rooney, Harry Kane and Jamie Vardy in attack, have failed to take one of their chances so far.

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