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All Hail Winston Bogarde

Ex-Holland international and former Chelsea left back Winston Bogarde has retired.

An idol to the working man everywhere, the ex-Barcelona and Milan player managed to secure a reported £40,000 a week for making four starts in four years while at Stamford bridge, an incredible £2 million a start.

Winston, from all of us who thought sneaking out for an extra long lunch hour at work was beating the system – we salute you.