Wise and Poyet to teach the young ‘uns

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Apparently Dennis Wise has been appointed manager of Swindon, where he will be aided by former Chelsea teammate Gus Poyet as his assistant.

Given that both are absolute nutters, it should ensure that they can take turns being on the sideline while the other is banned for attacking the referee the previous weekend. Wise admittedly has done quite well in his early managerial career, guiding Millwall to the FA cup final in 2004, but one has to imagine it’s only a matter of time before the red mist descends.

Not the most exciting news, but it was really just an excuse to post a picture of Wise crushing Ian Wright’s bollocks.