Germany V Sweden – 4:0 Germany, Podolski will score twice. (Ok it’s already 38 minutes into the match…)
Argentina v Mexico – 3-1 Argentina, Mexico will get a late consolation but be dominated.
England v Ecuador – 2-1 England, Ecuador will score first though. Sven will tell Walcott to warm up, and then send him out for some milk and eggs.
Portugal v Holland – 1-1 Holland (penalties), exciting match and Holland turnaround a miserable shootout record.
Italy v Australia – 1-1 (Australia), Aussies get a late equalizer and then nick it on penos. Pirlo and Gilardino will miss.
Switzerland v Ukraine – This is actually a match??? Anyway…uh…let’s say Ukraine 1-0, Rebrov.
Brazil v Ghana – 3-0 Brazil, champions turn up finally and Ronaldo overtakes Muller as the all-time leading scorer at the World Cup.
Spain v France – 2-1 Spain, France think they’re back on a roll but despite an Henry equalizer the frenchies bow out with a whimper. Luis Garcia will get the winner and celebrate by leaping through a flaming hoop.