Everyone saw the Premiership matches they cared about, and it’s a rather lengthy process trudging through the match reports of every club that matters little to you – especially if you’re still carrying the stench of defeat.
So instead, after every round of matches here’s your chance for everyone to share the three things they learned from the weekend’s Premiership action. A sort of cheatsheet, only with more profanity. To see what readers learned last week, click here.
This weekend, it could be that Didier Drogba and Jens Lehman are a match made in heaven, that there may be half as many London teams in the Premiership next season, that Arsene Wenger must not have watched the last 15 minutes of the match if he was unhappy with a draw, or that the next keeper to concede to Matt Taylor from halfway has no excuse for not seeing it coming.
Here are the Premiership results as a refresher:
Chelsea 1-1 Arsenal
Blackburn 1-3 Newcastle
Bolton 4-0 West Ham
Liverpool 4-0 Fulham
Man Utd 3-1 Man City
Middlesbrough 1-1 Wigan
Portsmouth 2-0 Everton
Tottenham 5-1 Charlton
Watford 0-0 Reading