The Premiership transfer window is full of nonsense, but some nonsense is more interesting that the other nonsense. Hereâ€™s our thoughts on some of that more interesting nonsenseâ€¦ if you have any thoughts, pop em in the comments.
CaughtOffside Says: We all know Young wants a move to Spurs, so it all depends which comes fastest: Martin Jol making a decent offer or February 1st. If itâ€™s the latter then Young may be tempted to wear claret and blue as the deadline approaches. It should allow Martin O’Neill to get back to the 4-3-3 that worked so well until Luke Moore got injured, a nice deal for Villa if they’re adopting Chelsea’s “price is no object” approach.
CaughtOffside Says: Money talks, and Liverpool may regret balking at paying Neill Â£30,000 a week the next time the lose 6-3. Exactly the kind of player West Ham need at the back.
CaughtOffside Says: Player strikes never end well, this one wonâ€™t either. Strangely, this is like the 7th time a Brazilian has done this at Boro. You’d think it was a very unpleasant place to live if you’re from South America or something…
CaughtOffside Says: Our spellcheck was fine with that sentence, but our realitycheck refused to accept it. Good work by Big Sam if he succeeds in keeping his defender though.
CaughtOffside Says: We love The Wardrobe, and think he should be moving up the Premiership table, not down. If West Ham want a player to add some fight to their midfield, we’re shocked that they aren’t involved here.