We Have Signed Titus Bramble

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Did your heart just skip a beat? Sh*t your pants? Well those words could be a terrifying reality as Newcastle boss Sam Allardyce made ol’ Titus one of five players who won’t be getting their contracts renewed by the club – putting virtually no Premiership clubs on alert.

So Bramsy could be yours, for free even. Tottenham, are you unsure of Ledley King’s future? Portsmouth, do you need a bit of tightening at the back? Chelsea, he may not be Ginger Sid but word is you’re looking for players on the cheap these days?

Well, Bramble could unfortunately be your man. But almost certainly not. Here’s a fantastic compilation of what could be in your future but most likely isn’t.